five little monkeys

you may notice that five little monkeys is not on my list of favorite books, well it was until yesterday. sweety, who is an avid reader, was excited to see what i had recommended. you can imagine her extraordinary dismay when she came across five little monkeys. she was quick to tell me the more accurate account of things (which by the was it was lemmings jumping on a bed) and then she went on a tirade about how everyone and their mother knows that monkeys are much to smart to jump on beds and how unsafe jumping on the bed can be. so i decided to pull the book both because it spreads deceitful lies about monkeys and because it promoted very unhealthy and potentially dangerous behavior.